Posted by jonny (126.96.36.199) on January 22, 2000 at 17:58:29:
In Reply to: Saturday morning pay back guys! posted by Drumett on January 22, 2000 at 11:21:23:
Why do brunettes like their dark hair color ?
It doesn't show the dirt.
Who makes all the bras for brunettes ?
Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes ?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable
Why are most brunettes flat-chested ?
It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts
Why are brunettes so proud of their hair ?
It matches their mustache
Why is the color brunette considered evil ?
When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch ?
How can you tell a brunette is lonely ?
Check her for a pulse
What is the most frustrated animal in the world ?
A brunette rabbit
Why do brunettes wear training bras ?
It's cheaper than changing their bandaids every day
Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls ?
Parents felt the dandruff might be contagious
How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair ?
With a rake
What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween ?
They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops
Why don't brunettes get breast implants ?
They've already spent their money on thigh & butt implants
What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover ?
" What part of 'yes' don't you understand ?"
Why did God create brunettes ?
So ugly men wouldn't feel left out
What do brunettes miss most about a great party ?
Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant ?
From their underarms
Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job ?
Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch
How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette ?
How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color ?
By studying what oil spills did to seaweed
What's the difference between a brunette and the trash ?
At least the trash gets taken out once a week
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