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Posted by jonny ( on January 22, 2000 at 17:58:29:

In Reply to: Saturday morning pay back guys! posted by Drumett on January 22, 2000 at 11:21:23:

Blonde's Revenge

Why do brunettes like their dark hair color ?
It doesn't show the dirt.

Who makes all the bras for brunettes ?

Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes ?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable

Why are most brunettes flat-chested ?
It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair ?
It matches their mustache

Why is the color brunette considered evil ?
When's the last time ya saw a blonde witch ?

How can you tell a brunette is lonely ?
Check her for a pulse

What is the most frustrated animal in the world ?
A brunette rabbit

Why do brunettes wear training bras ?
It's cheaper than changing their bandaids every day

Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls ?
Parents felt the dandruff might be contagious

How do brunettes get the tangles out their hair ?
With a rake

What kind of costumes do brunette girls wear on Halloween ?
They just stand on their heads and go as dirty mops

Why don't brunettes get breast implants ?
They've already spent their money on thigh & butt implants

What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover ?
" What part of 'yes' don't you understand ?"

Why did God create brunettes ?
So ugly men wouldn't feel left out

What do brunettes miss most about a great party ?
The invitation

Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant ?
From their underarms

Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job ?
Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch

How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?

What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette ?
A hostage

How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair color ?
By studying what oil spills did to seaweed

What's the difference between a brunette and the trash ?
At least the trash gets taken out once a week

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