Posted by NickD (209.83.94.27) on March 21, 2000 at 20:03:08:
In Reply to: Hey Drummer - A Modest Proposal posted by Jack on March 21, 2000 at 17:38:15:
German Shepherds to lick up the blood, I have some good carbide tipped drills, but if that doesn't work there is always the air hammer, that works good with both steel and concrete, also have high voltage equipment so we can probe the brain with up to 100KV to learn if it wiggles, I also have a can of 3.2 beer in the refrigerator we can use for the anesthesia, if all this doesn't work, I have my two drawers full of outdated CH medicine that we can try again, but my witch doctors book claims that CH's are caused by a nerve in the left big toe, so all this may be a waste of time, least there won't be no charge unlike the medical professional that does just as well. (Think I have just gone insane reading these posts.)