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Posted by Jack ( on June 07, 2000 at 18:39:25:

In Reply to: For 'drummer's' Boss. posted by drummer on June 07, 2000 at 18:19:36:

I think you have a future in politics.

This is the plan:

Mayor of Rochester - we run on a free the OUCH 81 platform - kind of like the Chicago 7 ( Abbie Hoffman, Jerry Rubin, schtick )that you are too young to remember - not too worry

We then get an unholy alliance with Hillary Clinton when she unfortunately becomes Senator. You may have to go to bed with her - but I think you can just cuddle - no sex - I don't think Hillary cares for sex with people with y chromosomes.

You may also have to go to bed with Barney Frank but we know you can handle this because you have an active fantasy life and you can pretend he is really Hub.

You then run for Senator after we get some dirt on Senator Chuck Schumer - we'll set him up with a hooker or something and have Bob P photograph the whole thingy.

We then get the tobacco lobby in our back pockets by promising to sponsor new legislation exonerating them from any wrong doing and immunizing them from any further lawsuits and also allowing vending machines in elementary schools.

This can be the start of something real big - in 5 or 6 years you are running for President.

My only concern is the migraine voting bloc - you have offended most every migrainer in this country - we'll have to start mending fences real soon - you will have to start pretending to respect migrainers.

I want to be Secretary of Defense.

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