Posted by drummer (18.104.22.168) on June 07, 2000 at 18:55:17:
In Reply to: Your appetitie for duplicity never ceases to amaze me .. posted by Jack on June 07, 2000 at 18:39:25:
Here's how I see it.
You can be my Secretary of Defense.
I'm going to run a very, very Idealistic campaign.
Everyone has to love everyone else, or else we kill them.
This will be your job.
Your job is to kill people.
The first thing you do is kill Charleton Heston.
We get rid of the, "Guns don't kill people - people do" bullshit, and we replace it with:
"Guns don't kill people - bullets do."
We immediately make bullets illegal.
We'll let people keep their guns, but we'll take away their bullets.
This should reduce killing.
Then we simply emphasize "LOVE".
I'll go to bed with everyone, if I have to.
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