Posted by Karen (188.8.131.52) on June 12, 2000 at 12:12:27:
A Mom was taking a bath one evening when her 4 yr old son came in to use the toilet.
He points between her legs and asks "Mom? What is that?"
Blushing a little the Mom answers "That's my sponge"
"Oh" The boy replies. He finishes up and leaves.
A few days later the Mom decides to shave it all off. After she finished she was soaking in the tub when her son walked in.
"MOM! Where is your sponge?"
"Ummmm... I lost it"
"OH! I will help you find it" he replies.
"uh..okay" Mom says while giggling a bit.
About 15 mins later the son returns.
"MOM! I found your sponge!"
"What do you mean you found my sponge?, Where?" she asks.
"The lady next door is using it to wash Daddys face!"
hope this was okay for this board and I didn't offend anyone but I thought it was hysterical!
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