Posted by Gary (22.214.171.124) on June 12, 2000 at 15:37:55:
In Reply to: A funny! (dirty joke!) posted by Karen on June 12, 2000 at 12:12:27:
The teacher asked 3 boys to come to the front, Billy, Tommy, and Jonny..
She asked them, "When you die, what part of your body goes to heaven first?"
Billy said, "I think it's your brain, because that's where your thoughts begin..."
Tommy said, "I think your heart goes first."(Tommy has a very big heart.)
Jonny said, "Well,..I think it's your feet."
"Why do you think it's your feet." The teacher asked.
Jonny replied, "I went to my parent's room, and my dad was holding my mom down with her feet up, saying "OH MY GOD!! I'M COMING!!!!
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