Self-flagellation, Clusters and IQ

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Posted by Jack (24.190.201.93) on December 12, 2000 at 20:18:05:

I feel the perverse need to coordinate a thread.

I took the IQ test referenced below and scored a 75 in a little over 6 hours. I have been reading the thread about self pleasure.

I have been known to self pleasure myself.

I have clusters.

I know that cause and effect can be a bitch but can anyone help?

Am I stupid because I have clusters and insist on onanating?

Do I onanate because I am stupid as a result of brain damage from 30 years of clustering?

Has my onanating caused both my clusters and my stupidity?

I am perplexed.

In fact, I am so perplexed I have the urge to self pleasure myself right this freeking moment.

I know this was silly but it made me laugh.

Yours truly,
Jack

Jack's corriges Riccardo 01:54:23 12/13/00 (1)
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  - ::grabs his guitar and starts playing the Aerosmith riff:: Grab a mic and sing it Jonny! - NT Luke 23:19:20 12/12/00 (1)
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