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Posted by Riccardo ( on December 13, 2000 at 01:54:23:

In Reply to: Self-flagellation, Clusters and IQ posted by Jack on December 12, 2000 at 20:18:05:

>I took the IQ test referenced below and scored a >75 in a little over 6 hours. I have been reading >the thread about self pleasure.
->this is because you tried to answer the question with a pencil on the monitor

>I have been known to self pleasure myself.
---> You forget OUR hours of glory

>I have clusters.
---> Because you have reached any times the climax

>Am I stupid because I have clusters and insist >on onanating?
--->Do you mean onionating? the subtle art on enjoy yourself with an onion?
Pay attention! Onionhead is another thing, means something ....French....with tears instead climax.

>Do I onanate because I am stupid as a result of >brain damage from 30 years of clustering?
--->Yours is the envy of females multiple orgasms, you're not stupid, only OLD

>Has my onanating caused both my clusters and my >stupidity?
>I am perplexed.
--->Good! To be perplexed is the first step toward females multiple orgasms

>In fact, I am so perplexed I have the urge to >self pleasure myself right this freeking moment.
>I know this was silly but it made me laugh.
---> Iknow perfectly why you laugh during those moments. It may be explained with 'self-humour in self pleasure' You know well the lenght (perhaps also strength...) of your instrument

Ciao Jack (my love lost in Naples)

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