Posted by Riccardo (195.103.80.194) on January 04, 2001 at 02:23:42:
In Reply to: We Interrupt This Bulletin Board For This Emergency Report posted by Jack on January 03, 2001 at 19:29:44:
We terrorists of Al Fatah have armed the hands of those two honorable men.
They did many years in our camps, working with explosives and Imitrex injections. They will die for the Cause, if necessary.
Simon is know as the 'Divide et impera' man, he wear the kefiah on the belly (due to his habit to shot Imitrex on it)
Riccardo as the Serial Kisser, due to his habit to kiss everyone. The effect is like C4, at least TNT
This attack is due to the belonging of Dave Greenly to the Green(ly) Berets. During his life he murdered thousands of people with his terrible Drumsticks.
Bob Pahlov is in fact the illegitim son of Doctor Pavlov (the man that discover the reaction of the dogs to bells during lunch. He sounded bells all the night, to emulate his father, and this is annoying for neighbors. He also is too tall and the main bell is hanged to his ..... This provoke a Big Ben music when he is pissing, and he use diuretics......
Then we declare that the terrorists are Dave and Bob, not our heroes Simon and Riccardo. Anyway they will reach as soon as possible the Uris in the Muslim Paradise, because they will fire the atomic bomb they have. It is named Big Fart Bomb, AKA Hub, its power is about 10 Megatons.
Then NO refuge, NO basements will help the US people against us. WE WILL WIN
Al Fatah (Ilh Allah, Inch Allah)