Posted by Flash (220.127.116.11) on September 09, 2001 at 14:18:17:
In Reply to: Oy vey! Where to start? posted by pinksharkmark on September 08, 2001 at 21:09:49:
You see Jayne us pioneers found all this out the hard way so that naive novice nuns like you get the best deal possible.
A good way to find out if the shrooms are any good before hand is to take your drug dealer hostage, tie him up, and then ingest the shrooms in front of him. Next put a loaded gun in his mouth. Advise him you intent to pull the trigger in exactly one hours time. If the shrooms are any good then he won't look scared becaus he'll know that you'll be giggling too much to carry out your threat. Or perhaps you'll forget how the gun works... If he looks really scared then you'll know he just sold you shit. Don't worry about his feelings - those guys are used to that shit.
Hmmm, you know I think there may be a flaw in there somewhere - what the hell, try it anyway and let me know how you got on.
...I'm going to get flamed for this post - I can feel it coming.
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