Posted by sailpappy on October 25, 2001 at 08:23:43:
In Reply to: CH in front of the doctor posted by eliz on October 24, 2001 at 22:07:02:
a 6'4" healthy man walks into the doctors office,snot is running down his mustache like clear slime, one eye swollen almost shut,sweating from the forehead so badly that it's dripping off on the floor,right leg is in complete tremors and pales as a ghost,in absolute horrible pain and the Doctor ask what's the problem? The man answers I'm having an out of body experience or a flash back to a former life, confused the Doctor says "What the hell are you talking about, the man says ,that's right I was a viking in my former life and was killed by being stabbed through the eye socket with a white hot sword. the Doctor laughs and just then the man puck's all over the Good Doctors shoe's,the floor and runs for the sink in his office, The doctor ask now what are you doing as the man sticks his head in the sink and grabs the spray attachment and begins hosing down his right side of his head, the man says now I remembered the life before that I wa a sponge and I need wetting or I'll dry up and die, By now the doctor is baffeled and ready to call security, (I) the man says it's ok now Doctor I guess you've never wittnessed a cluster headache before, the Doctor wipes his brow as says Wow for a minite there I was afraid you would remember that I was a sponge harvester that plucked you from the sea floor in my previous life! Well I tried! remove the humor and all else is true, this doctor stuck with me for 18years and fought the va until I got a %100 disability rating! Pappy