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Christmas Carols for the Psych Challenged
« on: Dec 22nd, 2006, 2:16pm » |
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Christmas Carols for the Psychologically Challenged
1) Schizophrenia---- Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?
2) Amnesia-- I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas
3) Narcissistic-- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
4) Manic-- Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And
Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And
Fire Hydrants And...........
5) Multiple Personality Disorder----We Three Queens Disoriented Are
6) Paranoid---Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us
7) Borderline Personality Disorder--- You Better Watch Out, You Better
not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why
 Full Personality Disorder--- Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire
9) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
10) Agoraphobia---I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave
My House
11) Senile Dementia---Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My
House in My Slippers and Robe
12) Oppositional Defiant Disorder---I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So
I Burned Down the House
13) Social Anxiety Disorder---Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
14) Attention Deficit Disorder--We Wish You......Hey Look!! It's
Snowing!!!
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Re: Christmas Carols for the Psych Challenged
« Reply #1 on: Dec 22nd, 2006, 2:17pm » |
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Re: Christmas Carols for the Psych Challenged
« Reply #2 on: Dec 22nd, 2006, 2:20pm » |
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Bloody brilliant!! LMAO
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Re: Christmas Carols for the Psych Challenged
« Reply #3 on: Dec 22nd, 2006, 4:23pm » |
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Re: Christmas Carols for the Psych Challenged
« Reply #4 on: Dec 22nd, 2006, 4:49pm » |
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I hear them the Voices!
 
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