this,, my friends is a TRUE Carlin classic,, a bit long winded ,, but here goes.                    A guy sittting in a bar sees an attractive woman and aproaches her, he says, "hi, you know i saw you sitting here and noticed you looking at me,, well,, i am gonna skip the small talk, ,, how bout you and i go to my place and have sex?",,,the woman looks at him and smiles and says." you know, thats the first time anyone has ever been so blunt with me, and well,,, what the hell, ok, lets go."  the guy says "great, but,,,, i have to warn you, i want to do something REALLY kinky",, the woman gives a sheepish grin and says," ok, sounds fun, lets go". they go to the guys place and have sex, very straight , plain , ordinary conventional sex.  the woman says,"you know, that was great, really it was, i enjoyed it, but,, i thought you said you were gonna do something REALLY kinky?"   and the guy says,,,,,"uh,,,,i did, i shit in your purse".                    Tuck