Ed Zachary Syndrome

           A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had never had a
date or even experienced sex.

She was afraid she might have something wrong
with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

           .

     she went to see him.  On entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.  The woman did as she was told.



           'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'

Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw
reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.



           Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary Syndrome. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex
or dates.' 
Worried, the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my God doctor, what is
Ed Zachary Syndrome?'
 
           Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Syndrome is when

your face look Ed Zachary rike your ass.'
                                   
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