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Barry_T_Coles

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Bacteria
Nov 16^th, 2008 at 8:39pm

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't.!

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
That if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit.

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AussieBrian CH.com Hall of Famer Offline CH - It's all in your head! Posts: 3851 Cairns, Qld, Australia Gender:	Re: Bacteria Reply #1 - Nov 17^th, 2008 at 8:38am Barry, I've seen what fish do in water. You think I'm going to drink the stuff???
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Rolomatic Ex Member	Re: Bacteria Reply #2 - Nov 17^th, 2008 at 8:47am All I can do is hope that coffee pot is killing those little bacteria. Even thou I don’t drink tap water, I have a feeling I’m full of shit anyway. Rolo.
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