A guy  walked into the local Welfare Office to pick up “his” check. 

He marched  right up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know… I just  HATE drawing  welfare. I’d rather have a job.”

The  social worker behind the counter said, “Your timing is  excellent."

"We just  got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants  a Chauffeur  and Bodyguard for his daughter."

"You’ll have to drive her around in his  new Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your  clothes.”

“Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll also  be expected to escort his daughter on her overseas holiday trips." 

Blushing, ...   The Social Worker says:
"This is rather  awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your  duties, the  assignment to satisfy her sexual urges, as the daughter is in her
mid-20’s  and has a rather strong sex drive.”

The guy, just plain wide-eyed said, “You’re bullshittin’  me right!”

The Social Worker replied, “Yeah, well… you started  it!”