...the latest installment of what I suspect should be called Jon's "stupid blog"...suffice it to say...reading is most definitely voluntary...proceed at your own peril

Chapter 91..."When You Get To the Fork In the Road...Take It!"....
or..."Go to the Slawson Cutoff....Get Out...Cut off Your Slawson!"
....been in the hospital from friday til today...blood clots in the lungs....they tell me the direct result of sticky platelets from lymphoma ...and the "retired persons disease" of sitting on the fricken couch too much (lesson learned!). Damn...the gift that just keeps on giving...they didn't warn me about this one! Fortunately, based on what I heard
later...I wasn't as scared as I SHOULD have been

chemo is now delayed until we get rid of THIS issue (w/rat poison or some such)...Catch 22 is that since lymphoma is causing the clots...ya gots to stop that first. Only.... ya can't start that until the clots are gone...only it causes the clots...only, only, only...
"But what can a poor boy do
Except to sing for a rock n roll band
Cause in sleepy london town
There's just no place for a street fighting man"
It was no small irony that they first roomed this clusterhead with an 86 yr old Alzheimers patient (with other issues) for the first 2 days. One (me) who has been known to scream into a pillow...and the other.....who screamed AT his pillow.
No sleep the first night...4 hours the next. Diaper changes...a fight. Position changes every 2 hours...a fight. Vitals check...a fight. 8x per night ripped off O2 mask...causing O2 saturation alarm....2 feet from my head....imagine the loudest alarm clock!!! He couldn't ring the nurses...so I did it for him. It got to be a routine. Ring...wait for the nurses...point a boney finger to Lou in the next bed. I was thinking this has got to be a motivational ploy to get rid of me

Now...before you think what a heartless guy I am...note I never asked to be moved...considered it a duty and an honor to assist a brother in need...and was rewarded with the most remarkable display of professionalism and compassion I have ever witnessed. Those nurses, sometimes 3 at a time....responded immediately, with nary a blink or a complaint, with soothing voices and gentle prodding...working in unison....
and....got... the... job...done!. On the way out...they patted me on the foot...."sorry Jon".
After the second night...the hospital Quality Control guy came to interview me about the service "I" was receiving...totally unrelated to Lou (he probably didn't know). The service I was receiving was just fine...and I told him so...and I also related my feelings above. Nearly in unison.... we both said..."Well, that could be
me in the next bed...that's what I think".
Evening of the third night...those nurses came in..said "Jon...you need your rest too...we're moving you"...and they did....bed and all down the hallway. Lou got his own room.
Several DELIGHTFUL notes for clusterville....I'm thinking the msg is finally getting out!!!! Upon admittance, I indicated clusterhead here in cycle...and I needed a non-rebreather mask and access to high flow O2! I wasn't nasty... BUT, I was firm. No need, 5 mins later I had the mask in hand, and a finger point to the O2 control valve within arms reach (was already on O2 anyway). They looked at me funny when I looked at them funny...bwaaaa-hahahaha
Then...and I can't quite believe this myself....when I described my situation, needs, and titration methods for verapamil dosage to the nurses (self changing drug administration in a hospital environment being NFW)...they simply said...."Doc (edit to say she listened) says you know what you are doing...let him titrate!" I slept good after that.....
jonboy doing fine at home right now...allies have been found to get this insurance crap staightened out...I am looking forward to chemo

Best,
j