I'VE GOT NOBODY TO TELL THIS TO, SO YOU JERKS ARE ELECTED-

I just checked my bank balance; it was: CHECKING- $170.07 SAVINGS- $42.31
Nothing spectacular for a very poor bloke like me . . . except . . . the total is MY BIRTH DATE!!! $212.38
Feburary 12, 1938.
WHAT ARE THE FRIGGIN' ODDS FOR THAT?

OK, NOW YOU CAN GO BACK TO PLAYING WITH YOURSELVES (wish I still could), AND THANK YOU.
And to show my appreciation, here is a list of some weird city names (with some comments by little ole me) . . . enjoy.
Weird City names:
Anus, France [residents from Gayville, S.D get excited here]
Ass (Ukraine) [the "Butt" of many a joke]
Bald Knob, Arkansas [a nice place to have a 'stroke']
Beaver Lick, Kentucky [a lot of 'tongue waggin' goes on here]
Big Beaver, Pennsylvania [sister city to 'Big Bone Lick]
Big Bone Lick, (USA) [a bunch of happy men live there]
Blackdykes, England [no Caucasian male residents allowed]
Boring , Oregon [an uninteresting town]
Buttzville, New Jersey [aka "Booty, N.J.]
Climax, Michigan [a satisfying place for women]
Climax, Georgia [a southern version of the above]
Cockplay, Scotland [give 'em a hand, everybody]
Cocksgag, Ohio [the movie "Deep Throat" was made there]
Condom, Gascony [the "Latex capital of the world"!]
Coxsackie, New York [next to Gayville, S.C.]
Dickshooter, Idaho [all the women wear goggles there]
Dikshit, India [Michael Moore's home town?]
Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada [all the men moved to the town below]
Disappointment, Kentucky [self explanatory]
Fart, Virginia [there's a 'foul' wind blowing there]
French Lick, Indiana [another version of Big Bone Lick, USA]
Fuchsgrunt, Germany [a very 'vocal' place]
Fucking, Austria [a really 'friendly' town]
Gayville, South Dakota [all the guys walk kinda funny there]
Hell, Michigan [it's a Devil of a place to find a parking spot]
Hooker, Oklahoma [a Pimp's paradise]
Hookersville, West Virgina [a 'John's' paradise]
Horneytown, North Carolina [the weather's Hot & Wet there]
Hot Coffee, Mississippi [Stella Stevens was born there- really]
Intercourse, Pennsylvania [a 'screwy' little town]
Little Dix Village, West Indies [lots of unhappy women there]
Long Dong, China [the women there smile ALL the time]
Looneyville, Texas [Walt's home town ?]
Mount Mee, Australia [why the Hell not?]
Muff, Ireland [There really is a 'diving' club in Muff, Ireland]
Needmore, Texas [DON'T WE ALL!]
Nipple, Utah [people there don't eat big meals; they just 'nibble']
No Name, Colorado [sorry, can't find it on the map]
Onacock, Virginia [Ladies- a nice place to 'sit out' the winter months]
Pennis Wood, England [a 'Hard' place not to like]
Poopoo, Hawaii [don't walk around at night- barefooted!]
girl thingy Creek, Ohio [find it where the road makes a "Y"]
Sexmoan, Phillippines [it's NOT the North wind you're hearing]
Shag Island, Indian Ocean [Michael Meyer's home town?]
Smackass Gap, North Carolina [it's NOT a 'pat on the back']
Spread Eagle, Wisconsin [a 'place' with easy access]
Three Cocks, Wales [Population: 3 happy men; many anxious women]
Threeway, Virginia [someone's happy there; but who?]
Titless, Switzerland ["Twiggy's home town?]
Titty Ho, England [ Dolly Parton's home town?]
Twatt, Orkney, Scotland [located near girl thingy Creek]
Virginville, Pennsylvania [no females over 12 live there]
Wank, Germany [Germany's version of the "Twin Cities"]
Weener, Germany [see above]
Whiskey Dick Mountain, WA [how's that for a 'mixed drink' ladies?]

The world's longest city name: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu
New Zealand"

The above was copy/pasted from a public website that I thought was funny and compelled to share with ClusterVille. Hope you enjoyed!

-Gregg in Las Vegas

My date of birth is 10081957.

NOT my bank balance, I'm afraid.

When I was working I had to send samples of out products to potential customers, and came across a few wierd addresses - amongst them were Dykes bottom, and Bishops wynd.