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Balanchine CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 238 x0\|Los Angeles\|USA\|\|0\|0\|CA,Cal Gender:	Re: a good shag Reply #25 - Jul 24^th, 2008 at 10:32am Bob P wrote on Jul 24^th, 2008 at 8:34am: I remember a guy some time back who said that launching some knuckle children at the first sign of an attack would abort it. Is that the same thing as "shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln"?
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maalstroom CH.com Old Timer Offline ''Dance to my tune''.... the hell I will! Posts: 491 the Netherlands Gender:	Re: a good shag Reply #26 - Jul 24^th, 2008 at 10:39am Shaking hands with good ol' Abe? Whuahaha, priceless!
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Sandra von der Laage

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Re: a good shag
Reply #27 - Jul 24^th, 2008 at 10:49am

Balanchine wrote on Jul 22^nd, 2008 at 9:25pm:

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What is a "shag"? I think that it is the same as, in German, "ficken" but am not sure.
Sandra Wink

Sandra, in the interest of international cooperation, to say nothing of the spirit of helping that characterizes the wonderful people who visit this message board, I would be happy to explain it in detail to you at a time and place of your choosing. Or over the phone. Or via email. Or in photos. Or crude drawings. Or using smoke signals. Or in morse code.... would you believe hieroglyphics? How about, er, vague insinuations? Rumors? Banal humor.....? (much like this post, for instance) Er... palindromes?

David aka Balanchine (whom you can probably tell by now doesn't have a girlfriend)

David, du arme kerl (poor boy)-I will be your girlfriend-but only on CH.com!

Let's have dinner tomorrow nite in Wuerzburg!

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Balanchine CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 238 x0\|Los Angeles\|USA\|\|0\|0\|CA,Cal Gender:	Re: a good shag Reply #28 - Jul 24^th, 2008 at 12:33pm I dunno Sandra.... I mean, it's a nice offer and all and I'm sure you and Wuerzburg are lovely.... but didn't you already do the cyber-bumsen with my good buddy maalstroom? (that lucky dog!)
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Balanchine

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Re: a good shag
Reply #29 - Jul 24^th, 2008 at 1:05pm

Each to his own. Personally I find humor helps the pain and thus can be considered therapy. But that's just me. Even if one doesn't agreee, I hardly see where a few consenting adults having a good time with one single thread on a board among many, many others turns the board into "total mockery".

More to the point, if the title "a good shag" offends, one has the option not to click on it, n'est-ce pas?

David

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thebbz Ex Member	Re: a good shag Reply #30 - Jul 24^th, 2008 at 1:09pm Quote: More to the point, if the title "a good shag" offends, one has the option not to click on it, n'est-ce pas? Unless of course, your jerkin the gerhkin. Laughter is good medicine. thebb
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Balanchine CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 238 x0\|Los Angeles\|USA\|\|0\|0\|CA,Cal Gender:	Re: a good shag Reply #31 - Jul 24^th, 2008 at 1:40pm Hah - good one, bb. You could be whipping your skippy too. Or what about.... "Scaling the Empire State Building". Maybe some of the women can offer us some female equivalents.....?
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Reply #32 - Jul 24^th, 2008 at 1:43pm

Cyberbumsen haha? Not quite sure if Sonja (my gf) would approve of that, so she's all yours! I'd say, get on that plane and head right to Würzburg while ya still gotta chance, lol!

Michael Wildhaus, I agree upon the fact that this thread is drifting further and further from the original topic, but on the other hand a little bit of fun never heard no one. Sorry you are offended, but that is bound to happen when you throw a bunch of people together. Just try to take it with a grain of salt, it's all harmless.
Wishing you painfree days, Michael!

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Reply #33 - Jul 24^th, 2008 at 2:25pm

Michael, I have great respect for you as well as everyone here. We all share the same pain. I also respect your wishes as a father. But asking that a group of adults change their behavior because one child "might" see some words that might offend him, especially given what he could be exposed to in the rest of the hugeness of the internet, is something I'm just not willing to do. I'm sorry if this offends you.

David

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thebbz

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Re: a good shag
Reply #34 - Jul 24^th, 2008 at 2:38pm

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few."
Dr. Spock Star Trek
Oh the drunken debachery. Sorry Micheal, I have to agree with the above post. That being said, I think before things get too nasty, isnt this what chat is for?
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I have a 10 y.o son that is encouraged to go and visit CH.com,

You may want to reconsider this. Pretty heavy reading for a ten year old.
all the best my CH friend

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DJ YaBB Administrator Offline Boyz Rule! Posts: 7480456 Wichita, KS Gender:	Re: a good shag Reply #35 - Jul 24^th, 2008 at 6:10pm Quote: Let's have dinner tomorrow nite in Wuerzburg! Wow, that's a long flight from Rochester NY, just to go to dinner!
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Balanchine CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 238 x0\|Los Angeles\|USA\|\|0\|0\|CA,Cal Gender:	Re: a good shag Reply #36 - Jul 24^th, 2008 at 6:11pm DJ wrote on Jul 24^th, 2008 at 6:10pm: Quote: Let's have dinner tomorrow nite in Wuerzburg! Wow, that's a long flight from Rochester NY, just to go to dinner! Especially when I live in Los Angeles!
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George CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Black-Billed Magpie Posts: 8126 Boise, Idaho USA Gender:	Re: a good shag Reply #37 - Jul 25^th, 2008 at 1:17am DJ wrote on Jul 24^th, 2008 at 6:10pm: Quote: Let's have dinner tomorrow nite in Wuerzburg! Wow, that's a long flight from Rochester NY, just to go to dinner! Nice. That's what I've been thinking too. When's John gonna get the bright green letters? Best, George
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Jonny Ex Member	Re: a good shag Reply #38 - Jul 27^th, 2008 at 3:55pm Light the troll up in green or delete his ass! WTF?
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maalstroom CH.com Old Timer Offline ''Dance to my tune''.... the hell I will! Posts: 491 the Netherlands Gender:	Re: a good shag Reply #39 - Jul 27^th, 2008 at 4:51pm Quote: Light the troll up in green or delete his ass! WTF? Whom?
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Re: a good shag
Reply #40 - Jul 27^th, 2008 at 7:42pm

demon_tone wrote on Jul 22^nd, 2008 at 8:40pm:

Furtherst thing from my mind is any form of physical activity "during" an episode but I had noticed that the fitter, healthier and the less stressed i am, that the attacks were not as severe - and a good "Shag" sure does de-stress me..

Just speaking for myself, but I am healthy (except that I am an avid smoker), very fit and an overall laidback guy. Life is good, and suddenly I am in the midst of a cycle. If stress was a factor to me, I would've gotten hit in 2007 as that was a strange and hard year on a personal level.

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Reply #41 - Jul 27^th, 2008 at 10:19pm

Yeah maalstrom, there certainly doesn't seem to be rhyme nor reason sometimes, does there? I will say that my neurologist thinks that stress does play a large part, but then using you as an example there are clearly many other factors.

I think I've got stress zeroed in as one of the, if not THE, trigger of my most recent cycle. It was the first I'd had in 4 years and coincided with my brother telling me that he needed heart surgery. Now that he's fixed up fine I'm hoping to go another 4 years.... (hah)

David

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Brew Ex Member	Re: a good shag Reply #42 - Jul 27^th, 2008 at 10:28pm And yet many around here will say that, more than any other single factor, it is stress that keeps the beast at bay.
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Balanchine CH.com Alumnus Offline Posts: 238 x0\|Los Angeles\|USA\|\|0\|0\|CA,Cal Gender:	Re: a good shag Reply #43 - Jul 27^th, 2008 at 10:31pm Quote: And yet many around here will say that, more than any other single factor, it is stress that keeps the beast at bay. Which just shows to go you, Brew, what a changeable, damnable beast we battle!
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Re: a good shag
Reply #44 - Jul 28^th, 2008 at 12:41am

I've long believed this to be a viable alternative and have worked hard to conduct viable field-trials on the theory, but every time I try it on she gets a headache so perhaps I'm contagious after all.

I remember some years ago it was suggested that orgasm was a magic bullet for our many lady sufferers and I immediately put my hand up to volunteer, free for nothing and purely in the interests of science, to assist our ClusterDucks any way I could.

Regrettably it turned out to be hoax but the offer is still there, girls.

(PS Who's John?)

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George CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline Black-Billed Magpie Posts: 8126 Boise, Idaho USA Gender:	Re: a good shag Reply #45 - Jul 28^th, 2008 at 12:53am AussieBrian wrote on Jul 28^th, 2008 at 12:41am: (PS Who's John?) Check your PM's, Brian. Suffice it to say that Balanchine's budding flirtation has hit a snag. (Sorry--couldn't resist. Just kidding around, David.) Best, George
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AussieBrian CH.com Hall of Famer Offline CH - It's all in your head! Posts: 3851 Cairns, Qld, Australia Gender:	Re: a good shag Reply #46 - Jul 28^th, 2008 at 2:07am Ah, that John. (Thanks, George.) I'll be honest, I worry for him. Sorry 'bout that, Balanchine, but I'll still talk to you, though it may not be the same.
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Re: a good shag
Reply #47 - Jul 28^th, 2008 at 4:47am

This whole thread is totally worthless to someone cursed as I am ... An orgasm is a trigger (one of the few I have) for me ... As a matter of fact, my very first cluster hit was at that ... Ummm ... Shall I say "critical moment" while ... ummm ... errrr ... While "performing my husbandly duties" with my wife ....

BUT, as AussieBrian said, PURELY in the interests of science, I keep testing it to see if it is still a trigger ... YUP, it is! (Damnit!)

Maybe I will try it again tonight, JUST to make sure, or to see if the beast has morphed again ...

Chuck

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Guiseppi CH.com Moderator CH.com Alumnus Offline San Diego to Florida 05-16-2011 Posts: 12063 SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA USA Gender:	Re: a good shag Reply #48 - Jul 28^th, 2008 at 10:31am Chuck, your unselfish pursuit of science has left me misty eyed....and unable to speak....... .......I'm unworthy....... Guiseppi
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Sandra von der Laage Ex Member	Re: a good shag Reply #49 - Jul 28^th, 2008 at 10:47am I am with Guiseppi, Chuck. To put yourself through such pain in the interest of science and helping others is AWESOME! I wll save your recent posts and show them to my children should I ever have any! Can any of our Norwegian friends tell us how we can nominate Chuck for next year's Nobel Piece prize? Sandra
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