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Sep 18th, 2008 at 2:00am  
Friend of mine forgot his anniversary a couple weeks ago.  Hey, it happens.

His wife was very, very upset about it.  She told him,

"If you know what's good for you, I'll expect to see something new in the driveway tomorrow--and I want it to go from zero to 200 in three seconds flat."

Next morning, she looked out on the driveway, and discovered a brand-new bathroom scale.

I haven't heard from my friend in awhile.   Cry
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