Posted by drummer (209.105.155.54) on June 14, 2000 at 17:31:54:
In Reply to: Laughter is Good Medicine posted by Terry S. on June 14, 2000 at 13:59:06:
I believe I have found the answer to all of our troubles concerning Cluster Headaches.
We need a miracle!
According to the Catholic Dogma, this is what we need to do.
We need to start asking one of the Catholic Saints for help. We need to ask St. Teresa of Avila for help. She is the patron saint of headaches.
Teresa made it through the difficult and rigorous canonization procedure. Good for her! She was fairly holy while she was a regular human being. Upon her death, in 1582, she performed some miracles. Good for her! She wasn't a martyr, so she couldn't become an Automatic-saint. Teresa had to become a saint the hard way. She had to earn it! She had to perform miracles from beyond the grave.
Good for her!
She earned her sainthood, the hard way, in 1622, and was immediately canonized. Only 40 years after her death! I guess Teresa didn't believe in messing around. She performed miracles right away!
Good for her!
The local Bishop investigated her life and decided she was fairly holy while she was not dead and then decided that she performed a miracle while she was not alive.
Good for her! I like Teresa already!
Anyway - here's where we come in. I figure if we all start asking Teresa (the patron saint of headaches) for a little assistance, perhaps she will grant us a miracle or two.
Good for us!
Here's a link with some more information about the formerly alive, but now dead, patron saint Teresa who will help us wonderful human beings with headaches, by performing miracles from beyond the grave.
http://saints.catholic.org/saints/teresaavila.html
Thanks for your assistance.
I figure the miracles should start rolling in shortly.
Good for us!
Love,
Dave
(drummer)