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Reply #75 - Feb 11th, 2009 at 1:09am
 
Friend: "oh, that sounds like a tension headache!  I've had those."

Sister, "yeah, I hate my migraines."

A disturbing number of coworkers: "have you tried acupuncture?"

A disturbing number of people who I think are trying to be cute: "maybe it's a tumor."

The woman at the front desk of my doctors office on a Wednesday, after I explained I have cluster headaches, and was in cycle, and I was getting multiple severe hits a day and I need to see the doctor about starting some prescriptions for it: "Ok... let's see.  How about next Tuesday?"

While i wouldn't wish this on any one or anything, I really sometimes wish there were a way to give them a K8 for five seconds.
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Reply #76 - Feb 11th, 2009 at 8:01am
 
Really enjoyed reading this thread as we all go through the same things although unlike Posted by: Kim Dyer i have never been told it could be my hormones or am i pregnant but hey there is still time for other morons out there!!

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Reply #77 - Feb 11th, 2009 at 8:11am
 
I've just been referred to a "Pain management specialist."  Here's the kicker, it's in July!

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Reply #78 - Feb 11th, 2009 at 8:56am
 
actually, I think I made the dopiest response years ago before I knew about ch and before I kept a log of symptoms and times, when I told the Dr "I have a migraine that lasts a month, changes all the time, and never goes away."  I was told to try aspirin.

My husband on occasion has said, "If you don't think about it so much, maybe it won't happen."

almost forgot, we had a temp clerical who was also a medical assistant, and when I asked her if she knew about cluster headaches she said, "You put them in a room by themselves for 10 minutes, then they are ok."  I just stared, and my buddy Jacki laughed her ass off. (yes, we told her later, that wasn't ch)

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Reply #79 - Feb 11th, 2009 at 10:04am
 
"If you don't think about it so much, maybe it won't happen."

I was so sure of this one I wouldn't come NEAR this board while off cycle! Grin

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Reply #80 - Feb 11th, 2009 at 11:27am
 
One of the first Dr's I saw for ch thought it was all in my head and I should try "de-stressing"  LOL  I asked him which side of the match book cover was his diploma written on and walked out.

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Reply #81 - Feb 11th, 2009 at 11:49am
 
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I was so sure of this one I wouldn't come NEAR this board while off cycle!

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That is , until I set your thinking process straight.   Wink
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Reply #82 - Feb 11th, 2009 at 1:05pm
 
That is , until I set your thinking process straight

Well yes you did!! Grin

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Reply #83 - Feb 11th, 2009 at 1:26pm
 
Not so much a response to me saying I have CH but...

Almost without fail, when I'm in the spare room where the M-tank is, my dad will walk by and see me in there with the mask on holding my head and the norm and asks one of two things "Headache?" or "Is it working?"

uh... Duh, anyone?
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Reply #84 - Feb 11th, 2009 at 3:47pm
 
Kirk wrote on Dec 23rd, 2008 at 9:01pm:
[b][i][font=Times New Roman][size=16]    I just tell them that its a distant cousin to Epilepsy, and I'm having a siezure. That gets them off my back and stops the stupid questions.

This is also my response now.  It is also how I finally got my husband to understand (he has epilepsy).  I was in the Drs' office when I first made the comparison and the Dr agreed it was like a siezure, only we get the pain........lucky us  Undecided

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Reply #85 - Feb 11th, 2009 at 6:53pm
 
I went to see my new gp the other day and explained i was being hit too many times a day for the imitrex and i need an rx for o2.....he explained to me that o2 in the home is reserved for only the really sick people....
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Reply #86 - Feb 12th, 2009 at 1:28pm
 
Some of these are terrible!

The dopiest was the one that made me angriest.  My first doc hadn't heard of them, "cluster headaches huh?" Funny emphasis on cluster, "sounds like you've done a lot of research.  Ive never heard of them, what do you want me to do?"

I was fully expecting him to say that they sounded made up in his stupid little voice.

Oh well, c'est la vie.
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Reply #87 - Feb 12th, 2009 at 9:51pm
 
LMAO on this stuff. I have been lucky, if you can call it that. I have never seen in 20 yrs a doc that was not understanding, most that did not know about them- looked into it and talked on the next visit.

BUT I HAVE HEARD MOST OF FAMILY,  BOSS AND FRIEND STUFF. Classic....   I use the Hypothalmus deal and it works great, and true Smiley
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Reply #88 - Feb 12th, 2009 at 11:11pm
 
midwestbeth wrote on Feb 11th, 2009 at 3:47pm:
Kirk wrote on Dec 23rd, 2008 at 9:01pm:
[b][font=Times New Roman][size=16]    I just tell them that its a distant cousin to Epilepsy, and I'm having a siezure. That gets them off my back and stops the stupid questions.

This is also my response now.  It is also how I finally got my husband to understand (he has epilepsy).  I was in the Drs' office when I first made the comparison and the Dr agreed it was like a siezure, only we get the pain........lucky us  Undecided



Pretty much, that's how my Mom views it. I used to have seizures. When my cycle started, she thought I was having them again. We had it checked out, I'm not... but she says the look I get on my face before one, then how I look afterward is how I used to look during 'em. You also get the whole worn-out, drained feeling after.

BACK ON TOPIC!: I've had people, including a nurse, tell me that if I'd keep my hair out of my eyes, I wouldn't get headaches. WTF?

My bangs are usually down on both sides of my face if I'm wearing my hair like that...errr... WHY IS ONLY MY LEFT SIDE HURTING AND CLOSED UP THEN? D:

The nurse wound up reaching over, and tucking my hair behind my ear. She was lucky I [i]DON'T
react violently to being touched during them unless I'm startled.

It makes my brain cells want to commit suicide. LOGIC IS WHAR?
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Reply #89 - Feb 16th, 2009 at 12:35pm
 
My CH started about 15 years ago when I was in high school.  I was begging my mom to go to the doctor and finally she agreed and took me to our GP.  I described in great detail the nature of the pain, how they started and stopped, and most importantly that I could set my watch by them as they started at 10am each morning.

The doctor thought he was being clever and looked over at my mother with a smirk and asked, "what class do you have at 10:00"?

That was the last time I ever saw that doctor.
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Reply #90 - Feb 28th, 2009 at 8:24am
 
just a few hours ago..
neuro:''ch happens only during spring and autumn.You can't have it
all year.You must have sychological problems.you should see a therapist''

ok i cant laugh at the same joke more than once.
can someone borrow me his box gloves please? Angry
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Reply #91 - Mar 1st, 2009 at 1:11am
 
It is just eye strain

Take a BC powder

Alieve works

Suck it up

Your mother gets migraines too

Doc told me "cluster is still just a migraine"
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Reply #92 - Mar 3rd, 2009 at 6:35pm
 
my favorite is still " I had one of those once"
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Reply #93 - Mar 3rd, 2009 at 6:56pm
 
Egg in the eyeball remedy...must try that.

Regarding your question:  "You just need to eat more green leafy veggies".... Huh

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Reply #94 - Mar 3rd, 2009 at 7:02pm
 
Yeesh, if I had a dollar for every "I've had one of those" repsonses....  Roll Eyes

One person told me to hold my breath.  Huh
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Reply #95 - Mar 8th, 2009 at 1:53pm
 
My mom asked me yesterday if I had tried Excedrin Migraine. I almost came through the phone on her. wow, excedrin i never thought of that, thank you, is what I said.
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Reply #96 - Mar 11th, 2009 at 10:19am
 
You should try red peppers (in your nose).
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Reply #97 - Mar 11th, 2009 at 10:45am
 
i LOVE the " ive had one of those".
how can you just have one? do they understand the word "cluster"? meaning MORE THAN ONE. i know they all mean well, but WTF?
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Reply #98 - Mar 11th, 2009 at 12:12pm
 
when I first was in hosiptal the stuid nuro said your scan is clear you havent reacted to morphine so therefore the headaches are not real and you are depressed!

I asked so why is one eye dilated and goes red etc and he said it just proves your depressed!

Then a few weeks later another nuro said you have CH but there is no treatment or pain relif avaliable and go away and live with it!

Needless to say I have never gone near those 2 donkeys for nuros again!
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Reply #99 - Apr 1st, 2009 at 2:23pm
 
ive have just been advised by a doc to try yoga?
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